Sometimes, the beta males in your life will reach out to you, directly or via vaguebooking, in need of comfort because no one will have sex with them. They are so nice to women, but always get friend-zoned and not boned. These may be your friend-zoned beta-male friends, they may be beta-male friends of friends, they may be acquaintances or even strangers. They just don't understand why women are creeped out by them and won't date them.
They are always there for us. I mean -always- there. When we look up, they're staring right at us. They'll follow us to the bathroom. Buy us drinks. Stalk us at work. Post the 5 Scientific Reasons Why Women Just Won't Go For The Nice Guys on their FaceBook profile. Write moving essays about how maybe if "you dumb ladies" would stop procreating with alpha males and pick your nice-guy nurturing best friend to procreate with, the gene pool would improve. (Paraphrasing from an actual post). They are there for us, ladies! They want to coerce us into sex like nice guys.
But we just don't get it. Don't we owe them affection for all the time they've put in on being nice to us?
Plus, if we don't, they very well may murder us...or call us feminazis.
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