Thursday, March 10, 2016

Beauty Standards

Hallelujah! An answer to my prayers! Sick of having embarrassing tiny holes all over your face like a normal person? Are you tired of whispering about this horrible birth defect that men don't have?

"pores" 

Oh, the humanity! Science has finally come up with a solution so we can start to show our faces in public again without causing everyone who sees us to uncontrollably vomit at our grossness!




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